Naughty Eliot's Extras

"Who am I? I have no respect for justice. I maim without killing. I break hearts and ruin lives. I am..."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:31:44 -0600

“Who am I? I have no respect for justice. I maim without killing. I break hearts and ruin lives. I am cruel and malicious and gather strength with age. The more I am quoted, the more I am believed. I flourish at every level of society. My victims are helpless. They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face. To track me down is impossible. The harder you try, the more elusive I become. I’m nobody’s friend. Once I tarnish a reputation, it is never the same. I topple governments and ruin marriages. I destroy careers and cause heartache and sleepless nights. I spawn suspicion and generate grief, make innocent people cry on their pillows. Even my name hisses. I am gossip.”

- Author unknown

Via Champagne & Benzedrine

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:35:08 -0500

Via Champagne & Benzedrine

Ctrl+Alt+Del

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:41:53 -0500

Ctrl+Alt+Del

Joker Campaign Poster

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:32:45 -0500

Joker Campaign Poster

“I don’t have a chance,” Pitt told Curry....

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:56:58 -0500

“I don’t have a chance,” Pitt told Curry. “I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.”

SMBC Theater Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:01:39 -0500

SMBC Theater

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:11:06 -0500

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"10 Downing Street is one of the most heavily guarded buildings in Britain. Apart from the decorative..."

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:21:59 -0500

“10 Downing Street is one of the most heavily guarded buildings in Britain. Apart from the decorative policeman, the front door cannot be opened at all from the outside because it has no handle, and no one can enter the building without passing through an airport-style scanner and a set of security gates manned by armed guards. In the first five years after Tony Blair became Prime Minister, 37 computers, 4 mobile phones, two cameras, a mini-disc player, a video recorder, four printers, two projectors and a bicycle were stolen from inside the house.”

- QI Fact of the Day

Ladies & Gentlemen: Amanda fucking Palmer

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:12:40 -0500

Ladies & Gentlemen: Amanda fucking Palmer

"Gustav III, King of Sweden (1771-92), believed coffee was poisonous. To prove his theory, he took..."

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:57:39 -0500

“Gustav III, King of Sweden (1771-92), believed coffee was poisonous. To prove his theory, he took two murderers, sentencing one to drink coffee every day and the other to drink tea. Two doctors were appointed to oversee the experiment and see who died first. The first to die were the doctors. In 1792, the King was assassinated at a masked ball in the Stockholm Opera House. The tea-drinker eventually died at the age of 83, and the coffee drinker survived them all.”

- Not a quote but a fact. QI Fact of the Day.

Photo

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:00:13 -0500

Jim Jeffries

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:31:44 -0500

Jim Jeffries

Video

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:21:32 -0500

I think I’m in love with Jim Jefferies.

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:57:58 -0500

I think I’m in love with Jim Jefferies.

My BDSM Jesus

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:44:30 -0500

My BDSM Jesus

"I don’t believe that people should take their own lives without deep and thoughtful reflection..."

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:36:49 -0500

“I don’t believe that people should take their own lives without deep and thoughtful reflection over a considerable period of time. I do believe strongly, however, that the right to do so is one of the most fundamental rights that anyone in a free society should have. For me much of the world makes no sense, but my feelings about what I am doing ring loud and clear to an inner ear and a place where there is no self, only calm.”

- Purported to be in Wendy O. Williams’ suicide note.

Although I don’t have a will, I do have passwords and such...

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:46:00 -0500

Although I don’t have a will, I do have passwords and such written down for my family in the event of my death. Hey, how else are you guys gonna know I’m dead?

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:47:15 -0500

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

American Humanist Association

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:13:54 -0500

American Humanist Association

Penn Says: Japanese Rape Game (RapeLay)

Sat, 30 May 2009 18:23:53 -0500

Penn Says: Japanese Rape Game (RapeLay)